This is one of the biggest “fuck you“‘s to completionists I’ve ever seen
BRING IT ON
Come on anons hit me with your best shot
I think every theatre kid has experienced that moment when they see a show for the first time and realize that the plot they made up in their head based on the soundtrack is 500 percent wrong
- Arms: How do you feel about children, do you want some of your own (or more if you already have some)?
- Birth marks: Do you have a favourite tale?
- Freckles: If you could, what would you change about your body?
- Brain: What is something you want to master before you die?
- Bruises: Are you easily hurt?
- Bum: List 3 of your guilty pleasures
- Cheeks: Are you easily embarrassed?
- Chest: What’s your worst kept secret?
- Chin: How well do you take criticism?
- Clavicle: What is you favourite way to show and receive affection?
- Ears: How often do you eavesdrop?
- Elbows: How do you react to events with large crowds? (eg. Concerts, Shopping sales)
- Eyes: What has changed from how you see the world now and how you saw it 5 years ago?
- Feet: Can you dance well?
- Fingers: Can you play an instrument?
- Goosebumps: What scares you the most?
- Hands: Would you rather make something from scratch or get it made for you?
- Hair: What has been your biggest fashion faux pas?
- Heart: How do you deal with heartbreak?
- Hickeys: Have you ever fallen in love to fast and too hard?
- Hips: Is there anything you over indulge yourself with?
- Kidneys: What is your worst habit?
- Knees: Who was your last crush?
- Liver: What is your biggest pet peeve?
- Lungs: Do you smoke, how do you feel about smoking in general?
- Mouth: How often do you lie?
- Nails: When you’re feeling vulnerable, do you become more defensive or do you take the offensive and lash out?
- Nose: What is your favourite scent?
- Palms: Do you have a secret handshake with anyone?
- Ribs: Do you have anything you want to protect?
- Scars: Is there anything you want to confess?
- Shoulders: Would you rather be pampered or be the one pampering?
- Spine: What is your biggest weakness?
- Teeth: What is your favourite meal?
- Thighs: Have you ever been unfaithful?
- Throat: What is your proudest memory?
- Tongue: How many languages can you speak?
- Wrists: Have you ever been arrested?
- Veins: What gives you the biggest adrenaline rush?
i actually feed on intelligence
i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things
about music, films, religion, beliefs, history
i love listening to peoples opinions
i love big words
i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge
Touch me with your big hot swollen brain
going back to school more like
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
shops for groceries: They shop together, though Mac shops for the fruits and vegetables since he’s better at telling when they’re ripe. Billy gets all the snacks.
kills the spiders: Billy won’t kill any spider unless it sneaks up on him, or is in an inconvenient place. Mac would like to say he’s one of those people who carries the spider outside, but 98% of the time he smashes it on instinct.
comes home drunk at 3am: Billy is the most likely candidate since Mac hates being drunk, but Billy tries not to drink himself into a stupor at 3am too often.
makes breakfast: On weekdays, Mac gets up first so he makes breakfast. On weekends Billy gets up earlier than Mac just so he can treat him.
remembers to feed the fish: Neither of them neglect the fish. Or the cat. Or the dog.
decorates the apartment: Mac did the majority of it, but Billy threw in his own flair to make it more like home.
initiates duets: Mac, though half of the time it’s by accident. If he starts humming or gently singing part of any song, Billy will join right in.
falls asleep first: Billy, even when they go to bed at the exact same time (which is rare).